im balls deep in your dad
Crispin Best (@crispinbest)
im balls deep in your dads bowler hat if u dont have a dad what are you doing go get one
New Dad Achievement Unlocked: You killed a person
my dad is the shindlers list of eating kooter wow just remembered cats have dads son, not masturbating is literally friendzoning yourself - a cool dad
  youre grounded! he says as he drops the first soil on his sons coffin everyone laughs for 22 minutes freeze frame roll credits Google DadSense is an easy way to make money online simply by displaying relevant and targeted gorgeous dads in your blogs sidebar. i would love a dad who is your size anyone would be lucky to have a dad that small
dont let your son go down on me why did people stop burping me :( hello from me in the past i am me in the future now night of the living dad
be a grandma with me
wow you smell awesome like a grandma :]
grandpa spying on u from the undergrowth again:
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lol my grandpa pooped out a lung #awwwww =)
this is for my bush league local council waste collection department: in what way is my grandpa NOT recyclable?!
I want to be a grandpa making out with a grandma with u
just injected a cucumber with steroids. waiting. Jul 18, 2011 titanic (but the main characters are friesian cows) Jul 18, 2011 i want to ctrl+N a child with you Jul 19, 2011 brb just breaking up with myself Jul 19, 2011 a ghost just drained my kidney Jul 20, 2011 MESSAGE TO ALL LADYS: USE ELCTRICITY TO CRE8 MAGNIFISNT EFECTS AT UR FUNERAL Jul 20, 2011 want to go into a mcdonalds and walk facefirst into a wall and shout OUT OF MY WAY, MCDONALDS and walk into the wall again and shout [etc] Jul 20, 2011 THE DIARY OF A JESUS Jul 21, 2011 driving around is good if you have a car Jul 21, 2011
just looked at an open bedroom window and quietly said thats me Jul 21, 2011
IT IS SUMMERTIME IN MY PRIVATE PARTS Jul 22, 2011 TODAY I AM BEING A GOODTIME SUPERJESUS Jul 22, 2011 I AM A NAKED GIRL RIGHT NOW Jul 22, 2011 Yuka: im in christian class watching a video about jejus jejus is so hot god damn hot jejus i dont know what to do with this feeling Jul 22, 2011 now it is dark and we are all having spiders Jul 22, 2011
superchrist dying on cross. just cant wait to be king from lion king plays. million romans do complex dance routine. superchrist smiles. Jul 22, 2011 IM THAT GOAT Jul 22, 2011 dog locked in parked car just transmitted the concept bone thugz n harmony open top bus tour to me telepathically. Jul 22, 2011 also seemed to be attempting to communicate the underpants capital of west africa but i cant be sure. Jul 22, 201 I Am an ILLUMINATI BREADBIN worship Me. Jul 22, 2011 amphibious unisex hair salon Jul 23, 2011 LIFE IS NOT THAT DOGS DREAM Jul 24, 2011 when i have an orgasm its like 1/8 of an orgasm Jul 25, 2011 @MicheleBachmann worst. eid. ever. Jul 25, 2011 whitney houston on the moon Jul 26, 2011 you guys im human just like you dont put me up on a pedalo Jul 26, 2011 which is the cutest nut Jul 26, 2011
wait. am i robocop? Jul 26, 2011 feel like cutting off my nose to spite my nose Jul 26, 2011 so buzzed off this antihistamine i just bumped into someone and said is that you, superjesus? Jul 26, 2011 THEY SHOULD MAKE A FILM WITH PENGUINS IN Jul 26, 2011 being white is wasted on white people Jul 26, 2011 oops just time-traveled back from the future which made my immortal soul erupt thereby causing tunguska. my bad, u guyz! Jul 27, 2011 sir richard pumpaloaf Jul 27, 2011
the fairfax butt slasher Jul 28, 2011 im so high (on life ((i mean im in an aeroplane))) Jul 29, 2011 i love you jesus christ (jk i love my mum) Jul 29, 2011 was i in that one tv show frasier? i dont remember :( Jul 29, 2011 that one film jaws about sharks Jul 29, 2011 man on train made me hold his ostrich egg. told me facts about it (20x size of chicken egg, its name was steve, tennisball-sized yolk) Jul 29, 2011 imagine me as a dog Jul 30, 2011 FFS SO SICK OF PPL TALKIN SMACK ABOUT SHARIAH LAW!!! Jul 30, 2011 charity meat raffle Jul 30, 2011 look at a white a4 piece of paper and mentally project what you think shania twain is doing right now #levelup Jul 30, 2011 pls can someone put my <3 in a coolbox and put the coolbox in a taxicab and tell the taxicab to bring it here Jul 31, 2011
is there an app that tells me where the nearest girl wearing an air jordan tee is? Jul 31, 2011 Im consernd. Jul 31, 2011
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