Mausoleum
Kimberly Walters (@aRealLiveGhost)
YOU ARE: SQUANDERING YOUR PRECIOUS FEW REMAINING MOMENTS. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE
*in a low, horrid voice* k bye
I have many aspirations for example I would like to one day be locked in a sensory deprivation tank and forgotten about. then bury me alive.
the theme of my twitter is can someone please hug me then bury me alive.
the last person on earth invents billions of others just to stop being lonely. the idea that plants move towards sunlight will convince everyone for a long time that they are not actually writhing in very slow pain.
earth seconds dont mean anything in space so whos to say that when we kiss in a spaceship it lasts anything short of forever? I think I liked paris because it was confusing to navigate and covered in things that didnt understand each other, just like me. the theme of my twitter is.
the theme of my twitter is.
how do you know your bones arent glowing
sext: Im fucking crying. youre impressed because youve only ever fucked humans. your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger? are you really going to use it to type something mean to a stranger. are you really going to ? asfsdaw
what happens is kissing and I think that might be the only important part
bury me alive.
if you really loved me you would step out of that circle of salt and stop chanting protection spells. if someone is making you angry picture them tearfully reading their diary to a really disinterested dog. if you are on a boat you are legally a sea monster bath toy. sext: it was absolutely useless. Thanks
the complete contents of my head: 1. robots 2. kisses 3. puppies 4. Im sad 5. food
are you really going to use it.
hug me then
then
Weird Laws 2035 Edition: In all of North America it is illegal to be in love even though nobodys been in love since 2009
*in a low, horrid voice* k bye
I am standing up in half a hug! come help me finish it. sext: lets kiss even though the world isnt ending or anything.
WELCOME TO #THIS #LUSH #EARTH YOUVE BEEN SELECTED TO
RECEIVE #CRIPPLING #MENTAL #ILLNESS
Im pretty sure it was just me yelling WHY DO ALIENS NEED WATER while my teacher got more and more frustrated with me. guys that insist on using masculine pronouns for me because I have short hair and look boyish are probably such secure and happy individuals.
*in a low, horrid voice
missed connections - w4m - our organs were manufactured in the same vat and the cross-contamination caused a glitch that makes me like you.
he felt bad about the way he treated me so he disappeared
*in a low, horrid voice* k bye.
the theme
how do you know your bones arent glowing
girl shake it
missed connections - m4w - we were placed in adjacent containment cells. when you beg the guards for food I can see your fingertips
Then Bury Me Alive
Bury Me
if you get an infinite number of streetlights someday one will flicker the morse code for I love you and someday
one will mean it, too. BURY ME THEN
BURY ME ALIVE
hug me then
girl shake it. shake that head. shake it like an etch a sketch and forget this ever happened. Im sitting in my bed sobbing with laughter. Im crying. kissing and punching are the same thing as the sentence I want you to feel the same feelings as me then bury me.
my first tweet ever (WARNING: sassy baby ghost)
then hug me
I said your name like it was a spell.
son, someday this will all be yours *gestures broadly to modest plot of land, own deteriorating body*
advice I wouldve laughed at a few months ago: kimmy if you want people to like you get on the internet and say weird shit about your fangs
WARNING: sassy baby ghost
bury me
FACTORY RECALL: YOUr
body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger
if twitter were a house party we would be sitting on the porch playing with sparklers and trying to lure stray cats inside. can someone please drive me to a romantic spot that overlooks the whole city then drive away and leave me there with no supplies
The Theme IS
I wish I were real so we could taste blueberries together
once my dad locked his keys in his car so naturally he punched the window in with his bare fist
next on Mythbusters: are you really still alive? do you … god there was so much blood, how … is this possible
… to say something mean?
Yes Im That Intense All The Time   Haters Come At Me Ill Just Roll Away With The Slow Flair Of a Tiny Faux-Vintage Tram
sext: they told me that this phone line isnt hooked up to anything anymore but it feels like youre still there. hello, maybe.
the most sexual thing Ive done in weeks was to dig out the pit of an avocado with my fingers
turns out
turns
turns out a live ghost is just a person
out
TURNS OUT
I think you and I are a good pair too. people like you because you make them happy and they like me because I make them sad
THEME IS
shake it girl
SHAKE IT
I eroded into just the shape you like. I sat at the bottom of a river so my sharp edges would smooth away. will you hold me
shake shake shake
one benefit of being small is that I can wrangle sound waves and weave friendship bracelets out of them with my tiny, deft fingers. I dont think this body is even mine anymore which is frustrating because now I dont know if it would mind being tossed i
nto a river.
Girl
Im an aggregate of crimes that only learned to walk and talk because its easier to do more crimes this way. I wish my body would pack a secret suitcase and call a cab in the night and leave me. when she was little my sister had an alter ego named Thing that I accidentally killed while we were playing airplane.
we watch a time lapse film of a coyote decomposing in the forest. I hold your hand. I love you anyway, I say. my niece was born this morning so how long until I can start teaching her how to be a witch
I just met you and this is crazy, but heres my number. distract the guard, enter it into the system, and run the program to unlock me. it hurts
GIRL
shake it like
something mean
I love you but your bodys made of trash and so is mine
THE THEME IS
turns out a live ghost is just a person
THEME SHAKE ARE YOU REALLY GOING
TO SAY
my older sister likes to tell me that when she was a fetus she decorated our moms womb for me because she loves me
turns out
a real live ghost
kimmy
.
forget this ever happened
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