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Recorded voices of human beings, singing brightly about pest control, or carpets. Why take it so personally? Why suffer? #iamnotright
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Smiled at baby in checkout line since baby was smiling at me. Saw mother freeze. Saw the helplessness. I was something she couldn’t prevent.
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RT @defconprime America, what the fuck do you even want?
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A-9 on the Wigleaf Jukebox: “Freeway,” Kurt Vile: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXpvJVEJxDU (“Let go of my head.”)
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1 of last night’s dreams: carrying a folder around, called REAL CRAP no. 2. In the dream my head was just killing me. Or maybe in real life.
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RT @penguinrules I woke up in yogurt.
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| Levin Garson @penguinrules |
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@Wigleaf Retweeting is copying!
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@penguinrules Yes. Sorry.
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Scientists came to my house. These scientists were puzzled by what they found.
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I want to talk like a bot whose central task it is to talk very much like a human.
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Ophelia texts Hamlet: Know what? Yr a head case. A nut job, 4 real. My own fault: attraction 2 saturnine types. Whatevs. Im thru w/ u. Out.
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“The final chapters were written in the manner of the first, but minus the wonder.” #reviewthatwouldworkformanynovels
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Kenneth Goldsmith on the 2011 Booker Prize Shortlist: 5 of 6 “hinge on the dramatic turn of a murder.” (..ttbook.org/book/transcript)
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Goldsmith on the 2011 Booker Prize Shortlist: 4 of 6 “reveal secrets of the past that come unexpectedly to light.” (..ttbook.org/book/transcript)
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RT @CatherineLazer Escape goat.
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“Everybody’s hanging out on the internet today.” -- @RemovingMts
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Don’t people know we might read their blurbs again, after we read the novel? Aren’t they embarrassed?
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“The stuff is here. The stuff is very much here, and it’s mellow...” --John O’Hara blurbing THE GREAT GATSBY in 1951.
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I want to publish a book called SINKING SHIP. I want to invite everybody to come on out to my SINKING SHIP launch.
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RT @egabbert Something’s wrong with the Internet, I’m not being validated.
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RT @penguinrules simon le bon looks like draco malfoy.
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@penguinrules he does sort of, yes.
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When people write “nape of the neck,” I always wonder what other napes there might be. Nape of the lamp? Nape of the schoolyard?
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NPR’s Marketplace using “Debaser” as segue music. #whatcanbesaid
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It seems that you never get sick of yourself. That’s okay. I’ll get sick of you for you.
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Fuck everybody. Do you mind if I say that?
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Love the verb “defenestrate.” Would like to propose also: “dejambonate”: to kick somebody off of a ham.
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Saw a guy sitting on the sidewalk playing a didgeridoo. Thought, Dude, you’re sitting on the sidewalk. You’re playing a didgeridoo.
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RT @MyfanwyCollins I’m fairly certain that gum chewing is something you should do in private.
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There used to be a place in NW Iowa called the Koffee Kup Kafe. Maybe they wondered why I never stopped in. Maybe they didn’t.
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Spoiler alert: they get married.
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Young @penguinrules wants to know what if he wrote “Ooo this shirt is awesome” on a shirt that @RemovingMts is taking to Goodwill.
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@penguinrules I think it’s about that time.
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@wigleaf NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WAY!!
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RT @sophierosenblum I just want to warn you that today on the internet there is a picture of a snake that grew a hand. #oy
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Everything was going really great. Then we realized that there were no party rockers in the house. None at all.
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R. Jarrell defined the novel as a “prose narrative of some length that has something wrong with it.” Just now, this strikes me as hopeful.
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X-1 on the Wigleaf Jukebox: “I’m a Mindless Idiot,” The Meat Puppets: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buQeBhrYfrg
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“This novel will forcibly open your mouth, dollop its spit on your tongue, and cry, YOUR MOTHER LOVED YOUR BROTHER MORE!” #funwithblurbs
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RT @ofeliahunt Wonder if I can repair my facial asymmetries with duct tape.
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If somebody made me give a one-word definition of the novel: pilgrimage.
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Am tired. Wish I could take a bunch of people hostage and force them to sleep for me.
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RT @salesses sometimes i think: i should be happier than that person, but i’m not. why is that?
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